Pick a field of science to be an expert within. I gave up on science after I failed biology. What do you think is the most plausible of the supernatural? Either Slimer from Ghost busters or Jackie Stallone. What is the worst thing about city life? The smell of rotten flesh in bins during the summer. Have you recently been living by any life philosophy? Drink a freshly squeezed lime with some orange juice everyday. Are Pets Actually Prisoners? Yes. I have a cat. I wish it could do the washing up & my tax return. If You Had To Align Yourself With A Leader In History, Who Would It Be? I’d rather align myself with tarmac. What Was The Last Crime You Witnessed? Those weird toe shoes. Summer Or Winter? Both are crucial to the existence of the planet but I like Autumn the best. Ultimate Camera? Is that a new fangled computer game? Most Used Camera? I’ve heard those iPhone cameras are popular.
Who Would You Never Work For, No Matter How Much They Offered To Pay? Religious orders, Christian pro life scum, BNP or any other bigoted/racist hate mongers, etc. Describe A Cheap Thrill. Coffee = Simple pleasure life support. What Country Has The Best Flag? Burn your flag. Is There Something Wrong With Kids Today, And If So, What? There’s good ones and bad ones. Always has been and always will. Pick An Historic Moment From The Last Hundred Years To Bring A Camera To. The maiden sailing of the Titanic …no, wait. Scratch that. – My great aunt was supposed to sail on the Titanic, but slept in and literally missed the boat. (True story).
Which Talent Would You Most Like To Have? The ability to do that squatted down, crossed arm Cossack folk dance. Would You Prefer To Have Children Or The Nobel Prize? I think you should be given the Nobel prize for not having children. Is Hesitation A Kind Of Weakness? Yes. No. I mean maybe. What will baffle future generations about our day and age? Celebrity, Religion & slow internet connection. What is your plan for the next 24 hours? I’ve learnt from experience not to plan things. My plans almost always fall apart. Last words before death? Was that it?