Q&A: Joe Leavenworth


What is the worst thing to happen to a man? If you’re a man, you know what the answer is. If you had to align yourself with a leader in history, who would it be? MLK. Pick a field of science to be an expert within. Cognitive Neuroscience. Have you recently been living by any life philosophy? Seriously: YOLO. What should be the next animal to be domesticated? The Joey. Are you aware of any conspiracies? Yes. Is there something wrong with kids today, and if so, what? Yes, too many devices. What do you think is the most plausible of the supernatural? Certain people are destined to meet. Which religion seems most tempting?  Death in June. Ultimate camera? Google Glass.

Most used camera? FP What country has the best flag? The United States of course. What moment have you most wished you’d had a camera when you hadn’t? A beautiful woman recently rubbed obscene amounts of creamy white Aloe all over my sunburnt face on the side of Rt.1 in California. What will replace humans? Holograms of Humans…2 Pac… Your favorite painter? Joe Leavenworth. What was the last crime you witnessed? Drug deal in my backyard. Are pets actually prisoners? Yes.

How would you survive in prison? I’d workout obsessively, draw, read, write and find a cuddle buddy. You can no longer speak english, pick a new language. Does British count? What is the next book you want to read? Infinite Jest, on a Kindle. Create the name for a virus that will decimate the population. PopulationDecimator. Last words before death? Fuck, it’s about time.

Joe Leavenworth – From the series Native son.