Q&A: Sameet Sharma

08.10.12

What Is Your Idea Of Perfect Happiness? Getting head and watching cool runnings at da same damn time. What Is Your Greatest Fear? Waking up to my wardrobe being replaced with all “No Fear” brand clothing. Which Living Person Do You Most Admire? My mum but Honey Boo Boo is currently a lock on second. Which Living Person Do You Most Despise? Don’t care enough to despise anyone. We all just livin lyfe yall, don’t be h8n. Are Pets Actually Prisoners? Only when Guy Fieri shits blood. Which I assume is all the time, so yes. If You Had To Align Yourself With A Leader In History, Who Would It Be? Johnny Tsunami, he changed how the the skies and the urchins interacted forever man. Vermont snow slopes changed for the better. Pick A Field Of Science To Be An Expert Within. Actually, currently a Physiology major at uni. What Was The Last Crime You Witnessed? I pissed on the rims of a ford explorer the other night. Your ford explorer should not have rims. What Is The Next Book You Want To Read? Any book that has absolutely nothing to do with biology/physiology. I’m killin myself over here. On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Much Do You Trust Your Closest Friends? 8.5. Who Would You Never Work For, No Matter How Much They Offered To Pay? The Carls Jr on Market/7th, no job can pay me enough to deal with the crackheads that roam that place. Describe A Cheap Thrill. Bonin in an inflatable pool of 7/11 nacho cheese (I have easy access to an inflatable pool and copious amounts of nacho cheese, so this is cheap for me.

Who Would You Most Like To See Embarrass Themselves? Currently, no one in particular. Is There Something Wrong With Kids Today, And If So, What? Of course, they all have their heads up their ass like the only conceivably living thing in this realm is them and everyone else is put around them for their own catering purposes. All I gotta say is parents need to realize that slapping/spanking your kids is good when they step out of line. My parents slapped me good when I fucked up and I honestly think I’m a better person for it. I hated it then but I realize I deserved it now. Pick An Historic Moment From The Last Hundred Years To Bring A Camera To. WWII. Which Talent Would You Most Like To Have? Wish I could rollerboard like da pros. Would You Prefer To Have Children Or The Nobel Prize? Nobel Prize. Is Hesitation A Kind Of Weakness? Jah. Summer Or Winter? Winter. Ultimate Camera? Contax t2. Most Used Camera? Olympus stylus epic. What Object Do You Want? Lifetime airline pass. What Object Do You Need? Lifetime airline pass. Last words before death? “Bitch I won a million, shouts out to Regis”

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