Q&A: Matt Martin


Name someone you would like to destroy? Noel Edmounds. Are you aware of any conspiracies? The Brighton pier burnt down the west pier. Which colour is the saddest and which is the most confident? Brown sad, Black Confident. Where do you think the most dangerous place on Earth is? In Mexico they have 45 kidnappings a day! In a movie about your life which actor would play you? James Dean. What should be the next animal to be domesticated? Panther. What do you think God looks like? Jim Carrey. If your face was on the front of a restaurant what would be served inside? Cereal and Pizza. Make a prediction for the future. Hoover boards. Your favorite painter? Sean. Invent a swear-word. GAKRAK. Are pets prisoners? Yeah let em be free.

Create the name for a virus that will decimate the population? FLIKFLOSBOSIM. On a scale of one to ten, how much do you trust your closest friends? 10. Ultimate camera? Contax t2. Most used camera? Yashica T4. What makes bad art bad? No sense of style. Rap or guitars? Both. What is sexy to you? Tattoos and dyed hair. Do you believe in world peace? No. Are our lives controlled by fate or sexual urges? Fate. What was the last crime you witnessed? Drug dealing.Who would you most like to see embarrass themselves? David Cameron, but he does that pretty much everyday. Pick an historic moment from the last hundred years to bring a camera to. Hunter s Thompson running for Mayor of Aspen. Is hesitation a kind of weakness? Yes. Could you own a gun? Yes. What relationship advice do you have for us? Play it cool. Approximately, how many cigarettes will it take to get cancer? 100,001. Pick a field of science to be an expert within. Dinosaurs. Which living person do you most admire? Joe strummer forever. Who is your favorite hero of fiction? Calvin and Hobbes. Last words before death? REST IN PIZZA.

Matt Martin – From the series Xerox America.