What is the most un-eatable food? KFC Double Down. You can no longer speak english, pick a new language. Jive. How often do you hear people compare things to Seinfeld? Once every 50 friends.You will never love again, what now? Eat. If you had to align yourself with a leader in history, who would it be? George Clinton, Parliament Funkadelic. What was the last crime you witnessed? Drunken street fight. What moment have you most wished you’d had a camera when you hadn’t? My birth. Name something that you would be willing to shorten your life by ten years to receive right now. Dollar dollar bills yo. Who would you most like to see embarrass themselves? Republicans. Pick an historic moment from the last hundred years to bring a camera to. Jimi Hendrix recording an album. What characteristic is most common in your enemies? Similar to me.
Make a prediction for the future. Apple Computer will start their own country. What is the next book you want to read? An instruction manual for the flying cars we were promised. Who would you never work for, no matter how much they offered to pay? Republicans. Describe a cheap thrill. 2 for 1 items at a vending machine. France or India? India. What country has the best flag? Albania. Would you kill an animal in order to get some meat?Yes. Is hesitation a kind of weakness? No. Could you own a gun? Yes. Pick a field of science to be an expert within. Astrophysicist. Which religion seems most tempting? Being a Jedi, using the “force” What is the best way to educate yourself? Live it, learn it. Ultimate camera? No such thing, but medium format film rules. Most used camera? Hasselblad Xpan. Who is your favorite hero of fiction? Iron Man. Who are your heroes in real life? Good parents.
Clay Lipsky – From the series Landescapes.